No metric can quantify our enjoyment of seeing an outfield player forced to go in goal.
The phenomenon is typically brought about in two ways.
Reason one: A manager has used all his subs, and his first-choice goalkeeper’s participation in the game has been ended prematurely by injury or a red card.
Reason two: The lesser-seen chain of events. A first-choice goalkeeper has been replaced, due to injury or dismissal, by a second-choice goalkeeper, who in turn is injured or dismissed and so unable to go on, leaving no recognised shot-stopper on the bench or on the pitch.
And with that, it’s our pleasure to introduce 10 real-life examples of football’s rarest treat, accompanied by a word on whether they were a hit or miss between the sticks.
John O’Shea – Manchester United (2007)
The former Manchester United defender took his place in goal after Edwin van der Sar was injured in an away match at White Hart Lane against Tottenham Hotspur.
ON THIS DAY: In 2007, John O'Shea went in goal for Man United vs. Spurs after an injury to Edwin van der Sar.
He didn't concede. 😉 pic.twitter.com/lGZBz59Koe
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) February 4, 2018
United had used all three substitutes, so O’Shea was selected to go in goal.
He even made a fantastic one-on-one save to ensure United kept a clean sheet, and they eventually won the match 4-0.
John Terry – Chelsea (2006)
In what was generally a bizarre match, both Petr Cech and Carlo Cudicini got injured away to Reading.
Up stepped Mr Chelsea as John Terry took his place in goal to try and help his side grab an away victory.
He duly delivered, keeping a clean sheet and sealing a 1-0 win for the Blues. Two injured keepers, two players sent off, and one surprisingly competent goalkeeper.
Cosmin Moti – Ludogorets (2014)
Cosmin Moti…. pic.twitter.com/J8BeVj9qYV
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) September 16, 2014
Bulgarian champions Ludogorets had never been in the Champions League before going into their pivotal qualification tie against the Romanian champions, Steaua Bucharest.
Ludogorets had their goalkeeper sent off just after they had equalised to take the game into extra-time. Cosmin Moti, a centre-back by trade, took on the responsibility to go in goal and consequently went down in Ludogorets folklore.
The match went to penalties, where Moti scored his spot-kick and saved two from Bucharest to send Ludogorets through to the Champions League for the first time in their history.
In honour of his achievement, Ludogorets named a reconstructed stand at their stadium the ‘Moti stand’ in 2015.
Henri Lansbury – West Ham (2012)
West Ham and Blackpool. These two sides would go on to face each other in the play-off finals in May, with West Ham securing a 2-1 victory against Ian Holloway’s side.
However, during the league match at Bloomfield Road, Hammers ‘keeper Robert Green was sent off for a foul on Roman Bednar.
With the score 2-1 to West Ham, the red card had real potential for ruining the travelling supporter’s day out, only for former Arsenal youth player Lansbury to take Green’s place.
A ruling back then meant Championship clubs could only have five substitutes, and well, Sam Allardyce reluctantly refused to travel up north with a reserve ‘keeper, so up stepped Lansbury.
The east London side didn’t concede any more goals. In fact, the Hammers went on to win 4-1.
Phil Jagielka – Sheffield United (2006)
Neil Warnock’s men were up against Arsene Wenger’s Arsenal side in a match labelled ‘David vs Goliath’, a football cliché classic.
United were 1-0 up when Warnock favourite Paddy Kenny limped off with a groin injury. Warnock was famous for not having goalkeepers on his substitutes bench, prompting Jagielka to swap tops with Kenny and go in goal.
A fantastic reaction save from a Robin van Persie effort epitomised both Jagielka and United’s performance as they played the last 34 minutes of the match.
The full-time whistle earned United a famous victory against the Gunners, with a little help from makeshift goalie Jagielka.
Alex Revell – MK Dons (2016)
MK Dons vs Preston. 1-1. Just over 10 minutes to play. It was getting near to full-time when Dons ‘keeper Cody Cropper fouled Preston’s Eoin Doyle in the area, earning himself a red card in the process.
With no substitutions remaining, up stepped striker Revell to face the resulting penalty kick.
What happened next? You guessed it, a great save from Revell kept the Dons in the contest, with the game finishing as a score-draw.
Kyle Walker – Manchester City (2019)
“Ladsss! Don’t worry, I’ve got this!!!” pic.twitter.com/plNvgbKtaQ
— Kyle Walker (@kylewalker2) November 6, 2019
City travelled to Atalanta for an intense Champions League clash on Wednesday, and with the scores level heading towards the final whistle, substitute goalkeeper Claudio Bravo was sent packing for a last-ditch foul on Josip Ilicic.
In doing so, he became the first ever substitute goalkeeper to be sent off in Champions League history, and with Ederson having already been withdrawn because of a muscular injury, Pep Guardiola turned to Kyle Walker.
The England international’s first job was to keep out an Alejandro Gomez free-kick, and that’s exactly what he did, though it’s safe to say it was not the most convincing of saves.
However, that save was actually the first made by an English ‘keeper in three years, while he also went on to keep a clean sheet, though he’ll definitely have his City teammates to thank for that, having done brilliantly to keep the ball for the proceeding minutes.
Rio Ferdinand – Manchester United (2008)
Sir Alex Ferguson’s United side were dominating English football in 2008, as they aimed for an illustrious domestic treble.
In an FA Cup quarter-final clash at Old Trafford vs Portsmouth, Edwin van der Sar had to go off injured and his replacement Tomasz Kuszczak managed to get sent off, leaving the pitch as Portsmouth set up for their penalty.
Up stepped Rio, who was put in the United goal and had to face Sulley Muntari’s penalty. Despite guessing the right way, Muntari dispatched the spot-kick past Ferdinand.
United went on to lose the game to eventual cup winners Portsmouth 1-0, failing to win the domestic treble. However, they did win the Premier League, Community Shield, and the Champions League, so it wasn’t all bad…
Harry Kane – Tottenham (2014)
Though often cited as one of the best strikers in the world, Harry Kane clearly would never have made it as a No.1.
Tottenham faced Asteras Tripolis in the Europa League and looked assured of victory after Kane had bagged himself a hat-trick to put Spurs out of reach.
Spurs ‘keeper Hugo Lloris had to go off through injury so Kane replaced the Frenchman in goal. His first shot faced was from a free-kick, which most ‘keepers would, and should, have dealt with comfortably.
However, Kane flapped at the ball and saw it roll through his legs into the back of the net. Spurs did go on to win 5-1, with pundits impressed by his goalscoring exploits… but tickled by his goalkeeping attempts.
Robbie Savage – Derby (2010)
Derby County faced Reading in a Championship clash back in 2010. Already 2-1 down, first-choice ‘keeper Stephen Bywater was forced off injured and substitute Saul Deeney was then sent off just before half-time.
After seeing first choice goalkeeper Stephen Bywater come off injured and backup Saul Deeney sent off within 40 minutes, Derby are forced to play over an hour away at Reading with Robbie Savage in goal. Derby lose 4-1.. pic.twitter.com/x2EDgGs8Lu
— Ryan O'Meara (@_omeara_r) January 24, 2018
It was then former midfielder Robbie Savage’s turn to salvage something for his side.
Perhaps we’re a little harsh on Savage. He did make some decent saves in the match, notably from a trademark Gylfi Sigurdsson free-kick, tipping the ball around the post.
However, he did let in a further two goals that saw Derby lose 4-1 away to the Royals, with Savage’s presence offering little help to his Rams side, who went on to struggle but ultimately just about avoided relegation to League One that season.