Groundhog Day: a situation in which a series of unwelcome or tedious events appear to be recurring in exactly the same way.
You may struggle to see the correlation between the 1993 Bill Murray flick with the world of football, but the above definition is something many football supporters can empathise with. Especially those with an affinity to Bayer Leverkusen, Schalke, Borussia Dortmund or Hoffenheim, all of whom have had some of their star players poached from them by Bayern Munich.
Here’s a list of times Bayern stole the best and brightest from their Bundesliga underlings.
1. Leon Goretzka
- Bought from: Schalke (2018)
- Fee: Free
- Bayern apps: 66
Central midfielder Goretzka, who’s becoming an increasingly important player for Germany, attracted interest from the likes of Juventus, Liverpool and Chelsea, but opted to move to Bayern upon the expiration of his Schalke contract.
The 25-year-old has gone on to become an important player for Bayern through the middle, although his 2019/20 campaign has been hampered by injury problems.
2. Serge Gnabry
- Bought from: Werder Bremen (2017)
- Fee: Reported £8.5m
- Bayern apps: 76
The former Arsenal youngster has seen his stock continue to rise since Arsene Wenger saw no room for him at the Emirates.
His 11 Bundesliga goals for Bremen in the 2016/17 season convinced Bayern Munich that a relatively cheap youthful signing made a lot of sense going forward. He joined Hoffenheim on a season-long loan deal before breaking into the Bayern first team, and he hasn’t looked back since. In 24 Bundesliga appearances this season, Gnabry has been directly involved in 20 goals, scoring 11 and adding nine assists.
Gnabry’s international career has also taken off since joining Bayern. In his first 13 caps with the German national time he scored as many goals. He was the first to do so since legendary goal machine Gerd Muller half a century ago, according to Opta.
3. Niklas Sule
- Bought from: Hoffenheim (2017)
- Fee: Undisclosed (reported £21.84m)
- Bayern apps: 96
The highly-rated 24-year-old centre-back sealed a move to Bayern from Hoffenheim in July 2017. Chelsea were interested in the German international, but he chose Bayern.
Since then, Sule has impressed for the German champions and was a key member of their defence before suffering a serious knee injury, although his future at Bayern remains bright. So bright, in fact, he hopes to become the next Virgil van Dijk.
“[Van Dijk] is now at the top at just under 30,” said Sule in May. “He wasn’t on everyone’s radar at Southampton, but he was able to step it up a notch at Liverpool.
“I have every chance at Bayern. It’s in my hands whether I become one of the best centre-backs in the world or not.”
4. Sebastian Rudy
- Bought from: Hoffenheim (2017)
- Fee: Free
- Bayern apps: 35
The German international midfielder followed Sule to Bayern from Hoffenheim, having been their most creative player in the 2016/17 season.
However, after making just 35 appearances for Bayern, it was decided that Rudy would be shown the door in 2018. He joined Schalke but has moved on again on loan after just the one season, later accusing the club of failing to “protect” him as the team finished 14th in the league.
“Schalke suddenly demanded other things from me. They tried to make me a different player. However, it should have been clear that it’s too late to transform myself at the age of 29,” Rudy told t-online.de in January.
“I definitely felt as if I was chosen as the face of the crisis in public. I’m always willing to focus on my own mistakes, and I have certainly made some, but Schalke missed the opportunity to protect me as a player.”
Rudy is now back at Hoffenheim for the 2019/20 campaign.
5. Manuel Neuer
- Bought from: Schalke 04 (2011)
- Fee: £22.5m
- Bayern apps: 374
The third-most expensive goalkeeper ever at the time of his signing, Neuer has proven to be worth every penny for Bayern. The German has won seven Bundesliga titles and one Champions League with the German giants so far.
6. Benjamin Pavard
- Bought from: VfB Stuttgart (2019)
- Fee: (reported) £31.4m
- Bayern apps: 36
The 24-year-old was far from a household name in the early stages of his career, but that all changed at the 2018 World Cup.
Pavard starred for France as Les Bleus claimed the trophy in Russia and his sumptuous strike against Argentina won Goal of the Tournament. The Frenchman’s move to Bayern was confirmed towards the end of the 2018/19 campaign and since his move, Pavard has slotted in seamlessly at right-back.
7. Michael Ballack
Signed from: Bayer Leverkusen (2002)
Bayern apps: 157
The golden boy of German football at the turn of the century, Ballack won three league titles and three German Cups before moving to Chelsea on a free transfer in 2006.
8. Robert Lewandowski
- Signed from: Borussia Dortmund (2014)
- Fee: Free
- Bayern apps: 276
The Polish star is undoubtedly one of the most feared centre-forwards around and is still Bayern’s standout attacking player, having scored 231 goals for the club so far.
9. Ze Roberto
- Signed from: Bayer Leverkusen (2002)
- Fee: £7.13m
- Bayern apps: 178
Another member of the exciting Leverkusen side in 2001/02, Ze Roberto initially joined Bayern in 2002 and re-joined after a season with Santos in 2007. These days he’s a technical adviser to Brazilian side Palmeira and member of our list of retired footballers who are probably still fitter than you.
10. Mats Hummels
- Signed from: Borussia Dortmund (2016)
- Fee: £30.7m
- Bayern apps: 118
This one really caught Dortmund fans in the feels. BVB had given Hummels his big chance, signing him from Bayern after he failed to make a first-team breakthrough and even made him their club captain.
However, the pull of a return to Munich proved too difficult for the World Cup winner to resist and he re-joined his former club in 2016. Three years with Bayern resulted in three more Bundesliga trophies before Hummels pulled off another return, re-signing for Dortmund last summer.
11. Mario Gomez
- Signed from: VFB Stuttgart (2009)
- Fee: £22.5m
- Bayern apps: 174
A Bundesliga winner with Stuttgart in 2007, Gómez joined Bayern a couple of years later and enjoyed a prolific four-year spell with the club. He would then embark on a new challenge with Fiorentina in 2013, with a loan to Besiktas in between, before a return to Germany with Wolfsburg in August 2016.
Now back at Stuttgart, having signed in January 2018, the 34-year-old has six goals to his name in the 2. Bundesliga so far this season.
- Signed from: Bayer Leverkusen (2004)
- Fee: £9m
- Bayern apps: 218
The 2002 World Cup winner was another to make the switch from the BayArena to Munich. He spent five seasons in Bavaria before joining Inter, where he won the treble under Jose Mourinho.
13. Mario Gotze
- Signed from: Borussia Dortmund (2013)
- Fee: £27.75m
- Bayern apps: 113
The one-time darling of the Dortmund support, Gotze made the move to Bayern on the eve of the Champions League final in 2013 to sour his reputation with the clubs fans.
After struggling to nail down a place in Bayern’s side, though, Gotze returned home, making the opposite move to Hummels in 2016.
14. Luiz Gustavo
- Signed from: Hoffenheim (2011)
- Fee: £12.75m
- Bayern apps: 100
After making his name with Hoffenheim, Luiz Gustavo joined Bayern in January 2011 and helped them to a Bundesliga title and Champions League, before joining Wolfsburg in 2013. The Brazilian midfielder moved to Marseille in 2017 for a reported £9m, leaving two years later for Fenerbahce.
15. Robert Kovac
- Signed from: Bayer Leverkusen (2001)
- Fee: £5.63m
- Bayern apps: 122
An unheralded stalwart of Bayern Munich’s defence between 2001-05 after starring with Leverkusen. Since retiring, Kovač managed the Croatian Under-21 team and served as assistant manager at Eintracht Frankfurt before joining brother Nico’s coaching staff at Bayern, also leaving with him in 2019.
16. Miroslav Klose
- Signed from: Werder Bremen (2007)
- Fee: £11.25m
- Bayern apps: 149
Despite being the most prolific goalscorer in World Cup history (16 goals in 24 games), Klose didn’t enjoy a great time at Bayern. Frequently he would play the role of substitute. After failing to secure regular football, he joined Lazio in 2011 before retiring in 2016 and is now back at Bayern as assistant to Hans-Dieter Flick.
17. Alexander Nubel
- Signed from: Schalke (2020)
- Fee: Free
- Bayern apps: 0
A rising German goalkeeper, Alexander Nubel only became first-choice at Schalke in early 2019, replacing Ralf Fahrmann. His performances persuaded David Wagner to hand him the captaincy at the start of the 2019/20 campaign despite having just one year remaining on his contract. Bayern utilised this and agreed a deal to sign Nubel when his contract with Schalke is up.
Sebastian Rode (Frankfurt – 2014), Mario Mandzukic (Wolfsburg – 2012), Ivica Olic (Hamburg – 2009), Tim Borowski (Werder Bremen – 2008), Marcell Jansen (Monchengladbach – 2007), Lukas Podolski (Koln – 2006), Valerien Ismael (Werder Bremen – 2005), Torsten Frings (Dortmund – 2004), Claudio Pizarro (Werder Bremen – 2001), Dante (Monchengladbach – 2012), Fiete Arp (Hamburg – 2019), Michail Cuisance (Monchengladbach – 2019)