What if every Premier League club could make one signing using their 2018/19 prize money?
The drama of the 2018/19 season finally came to a close on Sunday, with Manchester City crowned champions.
Despite being pushed all the way by Liverpool, Pep Guardiola’s side retained the title for the first time in their history, while we also saw Huddersfield, Fulham and Cardiff all relegated.
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Of course, with the final positions in the table decided, we now know roughly just how much prize money each club will receive from the Premier League.
So, for a little bit of fun – and only using prize money received from league position – we at Squawka have had a look at the last couple of year’s transfers to see just how far clubs could make that money stretch, using Transfermarkt’s information on transfer fees as a guide.
We’ve suggested the realistic, ambitious and downright outrageous along the way.
20. Huddersfield Town
Prize money: £1.9m
Naturally, finishing bottom of the league lands you the smallest amount of prize money and given that they managed a pathetic 22 goals all season, Huddersfield Town would be hard pressed to find some quality for their £1.9m that could seriously improve their blunt attack.
Peter Crouch seems to enjoy floating around on a free transfer these days and even at the age of 38, he has to be a better option than Laurent Depoitre up front. That still leaves the Terriers with their £1.9m which they could possibly invest into signing Kevin De Bruyne’s left boot (they can’t afford the right one) so Crouch would at least have half a chance of getting some service.
19. Fulham
Prize money: £3.8m
At the start of the season, everyone had Fulham tipped alongside Wolves for a nice, cosy, mid-table finish thanks to a frivolous summer of investment. However, what the Cottagers neglected to realise was bringing in big names such as Luciano Vietto and Andre Schurrle on loan doesn’t automatically translate to success.
Fulham were comfortably relegated, shipping a league-high 81 goals in 38 games. In return for their 19th-place finish, the London club will snag £3.8m from the Premier League – enough to shore up that leaky backline with the mighty Ragnar Klavan (£1.17m) with enough money leftover to make sure Craven Cottage stays standing for another year.
18. Cardiff City
Prize money: £5.7m
Brave ‘little’ Cardiff didn’t half do themselves proud, against all the odds. Tipped to finish bottom at the start of the season, they kept their Premier League hopes alive right until the last couple of weeks and even their fate had been sealed, managed to go out with a bang, winning 2-0 at Manchester United.
If Neil Warnock had a little more firepower at his disposal, maybe they could have stayed up? Oumar Niasse just doesn’t cut it at this level, but Karlan Grant has made a promising start to life at Huddersfield and cost just £1.53m.
The remaining £4.17m could be spent in one of two ways: either finally buy owner Vincent Tan some pants that actually fit him, or the experienced Jonny Evans to stop the bleeding in their own box, still leaving Tan some loose change for a trip to Marks & Spencers.
17. Brighton & Hove Albion
Prize money: £7.6m
After a promising start, Brighton’s form absolutely plummeted with the Seagulls taking just two points from their final nine games. Luckily, there were three teams even worse than them in the Premier League, although that wasn’t enough to keep Chris Hughton in the dugout.
With their handy £7.6m prize fund, they really should be going out and looking for a manager. Could Rafa Benitez swap the North East for the sunny surroundings of Brighton beach? Maybe Harry Redknapp is looking for another cushy appointment? Or they could just lump at all on former Burnley man Sam Vokes and hope he can score enough goals to finally allow Glenn Murray a peaceful retirement.
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16. Southampton
Prize money: £9.6m
Thank the lord for Ralph Hasenhuttl eh, Saints fans? Long gone are the days of turgid Mark Hughes defeats, which were always the referee’s fault, of course.
Nowadays, Southampton can be seen running themselves through a brick wall to close down the opposition, giving Shane Long a new lease of life. But, with their £9.6m reward for finish 16th, who could Hasenhuttl sign to add to his south coast Olympic wannabees?
We highly doubt even that much money could tempt Mo Farah into throwing on a pair of boots and seeing what happens, but Bertrand Traore and Andy Robertson are both athletes themselves and moved for £9m and £8.1m fees, respectively, in 2017.
15. Burnley
Prize money: £11.5m
It’s not quite the seventh-place finish they achieved in 2017/18 but Burnley’s final position of 15th isn’t too bad considering the start they had. With that comes a nice, cool £11.5m from the Premier League. That’s enough to bring together one of the most heavenly made matches you could hope to see in football: Sean Dyche, Burnley and Marouane Fellaini.
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Honestly, this couldn’t be more perfect and at just £10.8m, they would still have a £700k kitty for a lads day out at the Royal Dyche.
14. Bournemouth
Prize money: £13.5m
It could have been so much more but 14th is still a pretty good finish for Bournemouth, as is their £13.5m prize. Eddie Howe has taken yet another step along the path of building the Cherries’ image but what they need now are some stellar names.
Diogo Jota cost Wolves just £12.6m but if you’re looking even bigger and more affordable than that, Wayne Rooney, Nani and Zlatan Ibrahimovic all made MLS moves on free transfers. You’d just have to save the £13.5m for huge wage bills and the costs that come with caring for the elderly.
13. Newcastle United
Prize money: £15.4m
Rafa has done it again. Just when Newcastle looked to be struggling again, in came Miguel Almiron, helping Ayoze Perez and Salomon Rondon discover their true potential and hey presto, up to 13th they go.
Much if not all of their £15.4m prize money should be spent on keeping Rondon at St James’ Park but if he cannot be secured, Almiron’s other Venezuelan mate, Josef Martinez, cost Atlanta United just £4.05m back in 2017 and scored a MLS record of 31 goals in the regular season alongside Newcastle’s record signing. The remaining £11.35m is likely to go straight into the coffers of Mike Ashley, leaving Benitez booking another appearance on Bargain Hunt over the summer.
12. Crystal Palace
Prize money: £17.3
It’s about time someone gave Roy Hodgson a little credit. Sure, he presided over England’s darkest hour in 2016 but since then, he’s bossed it at Palace. 12th place is a fantastic finish given that their transfer business over the past two windows has consisted of £9.63m on Cheikhou Kouyate and a bunch of loans and free transfers.
Can they keep hold of Wilfried Zaha and Aaron Wan-Bissaka? Only time will tell but if they can’t, their £17.3m from the Premier League could bring in Gerard Deulofeu (£11.7m) and Stephan Lichtsteiner (free) as replacements with plenty of money left over to buy Kayla a new perch.
11. Watford
Prize money: £19.3m
Given the kind of season they’ve had, 11th place seems like a really poor finish now for Watford. However, like it or not, their focus has been totally shifted to the upcoming FA Cup final with Manchester City and so, they will have to settle for a £19.3m haul this season.
Jose Holebas has been a revelation at left-back for the Hornets this season but at 34, he’s not getting any younger. £18.18m would match the fee Everton paid to Barcelona last summer for Lucas Digne, who has since gone on to create more chances (71) than any other defender in the Premier League during 2018/19. The remainder of the money could then be kept back for the mother of all parties should Watford somehow beat City to secure their first-ever major trophy.
10. West Ham United
Prize money: £21.2m
After their poor start to the season, many will see Manuel Pellegrini guiding West Ham to 10th as quite the achievement. £21.2m of prize money is now in the bag and while we know the Hammers should be investing that into youngsters to take the club forward, such as Tammy Abraham or Harry Wilson, we know that just won’t be the case.
Watch out as West Ham blow their cash on a 10.6% share in Neymar and a loan move for Chelsea flop Danny Drinkwater to fill in for the perpetually injured Jack Wilshere. They can’t resist a big name.
9. Leicester City
Prize money: £23.1m
The likes of Jamie Vardy, James Maddison and Riyad Mahrez have all shown over the years just what you can find when you dip into foreign markets or look below the top flight. Leicester are experts at it.
Had his move to Newcastle not transpired in January, Miguel Almiron could have easily seen his £21.6m fee take him to Leicester. £23.1m leaves them agonisingly short of making Youri Tielemans loan permanent but last summer, it would have been enough to bring in just over three Tanguy Ndombeles. Neither are likely to be at the King Power next season, though, so don’t be surprised if Brendan Rodgers goes in for Olivier Ntcham from former club, Celtic.
8. Everton
Prize money: £25.1m
0-0, 2-0, 1-0, 4-0, 2-2. Those are the impressive results put in by Everton against Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd and Tottenham during their season run-in. After showing some patience in Marco Silva, the Toffees are being rewarded.
Of course, this is all helped by Marcel Brands ending the cycle of signing a million number 10s when Gylfi Sigurdsson is perfectly capable of filling the role on his own. But just in case they wanted to indulge in that trend once again, £25.1m would have been enough last summer to sign James Maddison with a little money to spare or two-and-a-half David Brooks.
7. Wolves
Prize money: £27m
Scourge of the top six and best of the rest, Wolves have been fantastic during their first season back in the Premier League. Of course, the whole thing has basically been built in Portugal. Nuno Espirito Santo, Joao Moutinho, Ruben Neves, Ruben Vinagre; they love a bit of the south European nation.
So, what does £27m of Premier League prize money get you when shopping in Portugal? Well, in the past, Goncalo Guedes, Fabio Coentrao and Ricardo Carvalho have all left the Primeira Liga for that exact fee in the past, while £27m would bring you so close to being able to afford two Bernardo Silvas in 2015.
If all else fails, though, that money could probably buy a couple of those horrible Cristiano Ronaldo statues to partner Raul Jimenez up front. £27m could even be enough to snag Ricardo Pereira from Leicester with money left over for a Ronaldo bust…
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6. Manchester United
Prize money: £28.9m
Manchester United are riddled with problems right now and even if they decide to invest in youth over the summer, we’re still not sure £28.9m is enough to solve the Old Trafford crisis.
That said, £28.9m would have been enough to add Lucas Torreira‘s bite to the United midfield last summer, with £1.8m to spare. Or maybe they’d rather go with £18m William Carvalho and put the remaining £10.9m toward securing a return for Fellaini? Although we’re not sure how Burnley are going to feel about that…
5. Arsenal
Prize money: £30.9m
It’s not quite top four but fifth and seven more points than in 2017/18 represents a positive start to life at Arsenal for Unai Emery, not to mention their Europa League final with Chelsea.
So, what’s next for the Gunners? Surely it has to be a centre-back to replace the floundering Shkodran Mustafi? Well, they might just be in luck. Their £30.9m prize for finishing fifth is £900k more than what Man Utd paid to Villarreal for Eric Bailly back in 2016 – and he has been linked with Arsenal – while it’s also just £600k short of the fee paid by Juve to bring Leonardo Bonnucci back to Turin. Maybe Virgil van Dijk’s brain is available for a short term loan?
4. Tottenham Hotspur
Prize money: £32.8m
One place above Arsenal in the Premier League and a first-ever Champions League final to look forward to. Despite falling away from the title race in dramatic fashion, it’s not all bad for Spurs, is it?
The Lilywhites desperately need a bigger squad if they are to compete again next season, though, and you can be sure Daniel Levy will put their £32.8m prize fund to good use. Krzysztof Piatek cost AC Milan £31.5m in January and would both back-up and challenge Harry Kane up front, leaving Spurs a spare £1.3m to help pay off their stadium debt. Or they could just use the money as wages to sign an army of Eric Choupo-Motings, who has provided a tonne of laughs in Ligue 1.
3. Chelsea
Prize money: £34.8m
It looks pretty nailed on that Chelsea won’t be able to sign any players this summer so let’s have a look at what they could have won in the past transfer window. £34.8m would have been enough to sign Felipe Anderson, who has proven to be a hit in east London.
All in all, though, they’re probably best putting the entire budget toward getting a giant ‘please don’t leave, Hazard’ message printed onto the Moon.
2. Liverpool
Prize money: £36.7m
How the hell did Liverpool not win the league with 97 points? The third-highest Premier League points total of all time, remarkable.
Their second-placed finish has still reigned them in a handsome £36.7m, £700k less than what City paid to sign Ederson. Why have one Brazil international goalkeeper when you can have two?
Liverpool need creativity, though, and just last summer, £36m could have got you Brazilian supremo, Douglas Costa. Lyon’s Houssem Aouar is the latest name to be linked with a switch to Anfield.
1. Manchester City
Prize money: £38.6m
After an incredible title race, City are once again champions, retaining the title for the first time in their history. In doing so, Pep Guardiola’s men landed themselves a nice £38.6m prize from the Premier League. Small change for City, right?
Even so, just two years ago, that would have been enough to beat Liverpool to the £37.8m signing of Mohamed Salah, while last summer, they could have bolstered their full-back options with Joao Cancelo (£36.36m). Just imagine how this season’s title race would have gone had Salah been wearing sky blue instead of red.
